Two cats are a circus, three are a coup, six are a revolution.

Seven cats is a purrfect number.

Nine out of ten cats prefer Logitech mice.

Nine out of ten cats prefer Microsoft mice.

A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

And God said, "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored.

Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over the world?

Cats are companions; dogs are slaves.

Cats are roommates; dogs are kids.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled!

Cats have the simplest of taste: the best will suffice.

Cats have their own lives; get on with yours.

Cats know all the sunny places.

Cats KNOW how we feel; they just don't CARE about it!

Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.

Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.

Dogs come when you call; cats have answering machines.

Don't ask me--the cats are in charge around here!

Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with cats.

I understand life and the universe; cats are beyond me.

In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.

It's the cat's house; we just pay the mortgage.

People don't own cats; cats own people!

People who hate cats were rats in a previous life.

Purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter bearable.

The cats let me live here.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all live with cats.

Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats.

Tunar: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to magically appear.

We got rid of the kids; the cats were allergic!

We're staying together for the sake of the cats.

Women and cats do as they like; men and dogs had better just get used to it!