"Who's an angry Koko-man?"
"I am! I am!"
"Who's my little Koko-man?"
"That would be me!"

Koko-man comes late to dinner
What's he going to have to eat?
Could be chicken; could be liver,
Could be any kind of meat.

"Who's a hungry Koko-man?"
"I am! I am!"
"Who's my little Koko-man?"
"That would be me!"


Koko-man plots out a scam
Maybe he could place a call
Order his beloved HAM!
From the restaurant at the mall!

"Who's a scheming Koko-man?"
"I am! I am!"
"Who's my little Koko-man?"
"That would be me!"


Koko-man steals all the toys
While his Brother sleeps and snores
Careful not to make a noise
Koko-man struts out the door

"Who's a selfish Koko-man?"
"I am! I am!"
"Who's my little Koko-man?"
"That would be me!"


Koko-man prefers his lobsters
In the water, food, or both!
Keep them safe from all those robbers;
Who would want a lobster soaked?

"Who's a nutty Koko-man?"
"I am! I am!"
"Who's my little Koko-man?"
"That would be me!"


Koko-man looks for his Pop,
"Where did that guy go to now?"
He must find him; he can't stop,
Raise his voice and shout MEOW!!

"Where's my silly Koko-man?"
"Here I am! Here I am!"
"Who's my little Koko-man?"
"That would be me!"

Koko-man hides in the sheets,
That's a game he loves to play.
Playing mouse or biting feet,
He could play this game all day.

"Who's a feisty Koko-man?"
"I am! I am!"
"Who's my little Koko-man?"
"That would be me!"

Koko-man prepares for sleep,
Koko-man can wait no more.
Pop comes in and flips the sheets,
Koko bites him till he's sore.

"Who's my ornery Koko-man?"
"I am! I am!"
"Who's my little Koko-man?"
"That would be me!"